So, my phone battery broke while I was in the middle of chatting with Halos last night, and since my phone IS my internet connection, I don’t have either phone OR internet until I can get a replacement.
I’ve got both ordered as one day shipping, but we’ll see.
JL8 #127 by Yale Stewart
Based on characters in DC Comics. Creative content © Yale Stewart.
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I’ve asked Halos to wait to see the final correspondence with the director in season 6 until I can be present. I don’t care if you get through the rest of the season (including the alpha reveal), but if I miss his reaction to the director I will stab you in the face until my knife sticks out of your foot.
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.
“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”
So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…
“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHITthat was incredibly underwhelming.
I liked it better when it spun, this is just kinda dumb. Yahoo have already ruined tumblr you guise.
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So in my last little blurb on the figure side, I posted a huge chart that showcased just how OCD I am when it comes to planning out some of my collections. Granted, not all of them are like that, but I’ve found planning out some collections in advance cuts out some needless purchases in the long run.
Anyway, one of the big ones I’ve been mulling over lately is Jason Todd, aka the Red Hood. One of the decisions I made fairly early on was that I would mix the Joker version of Red Hood with the Jason Todd one… in part because Jason does not exist in all forms of media (like the Timm animated series) and also to give variety to the shelf… one of the nice things about pulling from multiple forms of media is that I can have multiple versions of each character.
When I made that decision though, I was primarily thinking about The Animated Series… but the only one is goofy looking, and uses the same body as Joker. Plus, with Arkham Origins being a prequel (I have a suspicion we’ll get to see Joker’s origin) we might be getting an Arkhamized Joker Hood in that game.
But if not an animated Joker hood, then what? Well… I’ve been thinking about including Red X from the old Titans animated series. Oh sure, he isn’t officially Jason Todd, but that’s been head cannon with most fans of the show since his debut episode, including myself.
Anyway, done musing for now. Just wanted to work that all our.
THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic
that was fucking terrifying
your tension has been exterminated
EXTERMINATED
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
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My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.
OH
MY
GOD
And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
I like this, but it kind of hurts the whole “Normal guy” thing they’re trying to maintain with Coulson… But not any more then anything else fans have come up with, and this IS pretty awesome.
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JL8 #125 by Yale Stewart
Based on characters in DC Comics. Creative content © Yale Stewart.
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Hey guys! So, I’ll be straight with you. It looks like I need a new car. That being said, I wanted to remind everyone about my creator-owned comic for sale over on Gumroad. It’s a digital, 32 page PDF, and you choose what to pay for it. If some of you would be so kind to at least go give it a look, it’d be much appreciated! There’s a link above, but here’s another!
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Thanks!
Yale
All of my love.
Commission for Haloandbagels, he likes to rock
This is awesome!!!!
Fuck, that’s great stuff. Rock on!
