Just discovered that you're black. Gross. Unfollowed.
If you can’t like Captain America anymore because he’s black, there’s a word for that.
When I was 12, revealed to my mommy that I don’t believe in God. She looked at me wild-eyed and screamed, “So when you’re laying there dying on the hospital bed, who is going to save you?? SCIENTISTS?!”
And I said, “Yes, mommy, they’re called Doctors.”
reminded me of
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
Saw this yesterday. Dumbass is facing felony charges for impersonating a police officer (he prank ordered them for the cop who arrested him)