oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

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Just discovered that you're black. Gross. Unfollowed.
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sonofbaldwin:

yung-medusa:

Yaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

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If you can’t like Captain America anymore because he’s black, there’s a word for that.

Dean Trippe (via t1mco)

Whoa. Right on, 25K cool folks.

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Psst… can someone tell those people that the first Captain America was black too?

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superhappy:

gastrophobia:

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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You left out 2/3 of the comic!

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nah the real comic is 1000 panels long

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Scientists.

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

catattaque:

When I was 12, revealed to my mommy that I don’t believe in God. She looked at me wild-eyed and screamed, “So when you’re laying there dying on the hospital bed, who is going to save you?? SCIENTISTS?!”

And I said, “Yes, mommy, they’re called Doctors.”

reminded me of
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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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Saw this yesterday. Dumbass is facing felony charges for impersonating a police officer (he prank ordered them for the cop who arrested him)

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